My next blog isn’t quite as global as Frits’ second one, but it sure is as important: my breakfast.
For years I’ve had problems forcing my breakfast down my throat. This is because my stomach simply won’t allow more than one slice of bread before 11 am. This is if the correct spread is on it… Violate one of these rules and gagging is assured.
Now I don’t think this is a big problem; postpone breakfast till later and go to school or watch some TV. But then there is my mom. She won’t let me leave the house until there is something nutritious and healthy in my stomach, because breakfast would be the most important meal of the day. My stomach disagrees with that and unfortunately he is the one who decides what’s happening when it comes to food.
You might get the feeling my mom is a hard bitch because she is the problem of my last two blogs, but she isn’t. She is just a bit too caring. Well, maybe a lot…
But enough about my mom, let’s get back to the main problem, my breakfast! The reason for this problem is probably that I’m a creature of the night! Well, not a moning person is a better way to say it. In the morning I’m sleepy and lazy, then in the afternoon I get a bit active but I’m still lazy and when it’s evening I’m wide awake and lazy. Damn, I’m lazy…
So now two very dear things of mine are in a fight and neither one of them will give way: my mother and my stomach. Can’t live without them, but at breakfast time I can’t live with them either. This might get ugly…
Or will it? Finally after 18 years I have found a breakfast witch suites both my mom’s and my stomach’s demands. It’s breakfast in a bottle. BRILLIANT!! Fruits, granes, vitamines B, C and E, fibers, xanthaangom(whatever that may be) and lots of other healthy stuff in a liquid form. Easy to swallow, easy to digest and no more gagging. Bottoms up!
[This was post II of III of this contribution]
